My trainer: "So, dude, you ready to step it up a notch? Get some muscle on ya?"
Me: "I thought that's what we were doing."
Trainer: "Well, we've been building strength. Now it's time to put on some major muscle."
Me: "Do I really have a choice?"
Trainer: "Not really. Let's go hit some legs."
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I'm afraid to go out in public for the next few days. People might think I have MS or something. I can't even stand up. Any other time this constantly on my back position would be ideal for my "social" life.
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Right now, I just want to go pee without having to sit down and not be able to get up. My legs actually went to sleep on me the other day because I couldn't push (or even pull with my arms) myeslf into a standing position.
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You know, I can hear you laughing...bastards.
Me: "I thought that's what we were doing."
Trainer: "Well, we've been building strength. Now it's time to put on some major muscle."
Me: "Do I really have a choice?"
Trainer: "Not really. Let's go hit some legs."
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I'm afraid to go out in public for the next few days. People might think I have MS or something. I can't even stand up. Any other time this constantly on my back position would be ideal for my "social" life.
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Right now, I just want to go pee without having to sit down and not be able to get up. My legs actually went to sleep on me the other day because I couldn't push (or even pull with my arms) myeslf into a standing position.
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You know, I can hear you laughing...bastards.

i will not be held responsible for any laughing i do behind my hand.
:D
Oh go ahead and laugh out loud. It was hilarious. I was laughing myself. The rediculous nature of the situation warranted some kind of response, and I guess that's all my brain could come up with at the time.
We've all been though that :)